TALES OF A BIG HEADED OWL...

I noe….sigh, my blog’s stepping into yet another silent death…..
Poor thing to be a pek’s blog…..very short lifespan….
Hmmm dun even noe whether I could revive it anot….

Oh welz….they say that life is a ROLLER-COASTER!!!!
I say…WRONGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lifes like a bloody FREE-FALL ‘Yeeeeehaaaaaa’ from Space!!!!
[In case u are going ‘…errrr….meaning???’
Meaning: u jump of a plane(or in this case a space shuttle) and FALL…dumbdumb.....]
Roller-coaster is too mild a description…
Allow me to explain my FREE-FALL ‘Yeeeeehaaaaa’….is more like it…

1. when the hatch opens and u’re bout to JUMP(wat in the world are u think!!!!)
Excitement and anxiousness floods u…..
Like times in life where a new chapter starts
(e.g. new sch term, new project, new relationship??)

2. when u actually JUMP(man u’re FREAKING CRAZY!!!!) into space
u start thinking and beating yourself inside out for doing something so stupid….
(This feeling is probably also induce by the fact u’re in the thermosphere with no OXYGEN…u MORON!!!!!....)
For pulling yourself into carry such an un-enjoyable burden
If u can actually ooze…..u’ll be oozing anger and frustration…
Like times in life when u’re in the new chapter
(e.g. during a project, assignment….)

3. when your slightest ray of hope slips away,
Your lungs burning, your eyes popping (y??? LACK OF OXYGEN duhhhh…..)
Thermosphere falls behind,
Mesosphere passes u,
Stratosphere approaches
And u feel like its better someone just SHOOTs u in your head
(e.g. commonly towards the end of your project)

4. the u suddenly enter the troposphere light loom at u,
Your lungs suddenly balloons with AIR
As u take in gulps of fresh air,
U think u might actually survive…..
Everything is okay once again
The sky is blue,
Fluffy clouds float by,
Joy and hope creeps back in
(e.g. when a friends comforts and encourages u)

5.as sudden as hope comes back,
It flashes past again and the truth that u’ll nvr suvive from such a fall looms over u
(DUHHHHH………….u think u superman issit?)
Everything becomes gray again,
Hopelessness, loneliness, sadness
Sweep by u….
(e.g. friend goes away, back into the hellhole u fall)

Finally

6. mother earth comes at u face on at a fastest speed u could imagine,
And SLAM….its is all over…..
(e.g a blow out, a failed crit, a F grade, a friendship lost, a relationship broken)

BE WARNED, the following contains violence and gory graphical description. Readers with a weak stomach or heart, kindly please skip the italic paragraph…
(your skull implodes with the impact crushing and blending your brains into a big puddle of mush; your spine, and limbs crumble like matchstick, tearing through skin like tissue; and while your heart implodes with the sudden force of blood, the rest of you explode like a waterballoon-ground impact, splattering your remains is a gory, bloody radius of human guts…..)


Alternatively (there’s always a happy ending…come on….life’s not that sad…)

U find the parachute release cord (wat can I say….u’re a genius not to have known there was one)
u pull……
and it doesn’t open…AHHHHH!!!!!!!!.....
hahaha!!! joking!!!! hahahaha!!!
It OPENS,
Wind rushes into it,
The sudden jerk is followed by a smooth sailing back to terra firma ending with a soft bump of a landing…..u gather your chute,
Reflect back on the journey,
Pat yourself on your back, and once again u’re ready to face the next chapter head on….

Glad to be in the latter and not former.

~not sure~